Tuesday, October 12, 2004
Laura beats St. Theresa
The big cookie bake-off has concluded with Laura Bush defeating Theresa Heinz-Kerry. This follows the prior scandal when Theresa admitted she "hated" Pumpkin Spice cookies and (since she's too wealthy to bake her own cookies), Theresa then stating "And, in fact, I think somebody really made it on purpose to give a nasty recipe. I never made pumpkin cookies. I don't like pumpkin spice cookies." NY Post has further details. This follows her Moore-onic public statements in Texas yesterday, "John will never send a boy or girl in a uniform anywhere in the world because of our need and greed for oil." Of course the Kerry / Edwards campaign can in no way expect to win Texas, with Bush currently up 23 points in the latest poll so it's apparent they thought it was safe to send Theresa there.